The Most Memorable Dialogues from Farzi Web Series

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Farzi is an India web series released on 10th Feb 2023. This series deals with fake currency (counterfeit notes). It is an excellent series to watch, we give it 7 out of 10. Raj & Dk’s family man was a better series, I know it is not an apple-to-apple comparison, but family man was a better show than Farzi. But Farzi is one of a kind of web series, which has some hard-hitting & memorable dialogues which will make you use those dialogues in your real life. So here are the best dialogues from the web series Farzi.

GenreBlack comedy
Crime thriller
Created byRaj & DK
Written bySita MenonSuman KumarRaj & DK
Directed byRaj & DK
StarringShahid Kapoor
Amol Palekar
Vijay Sethupathi
Kay Kay Menon
Raashii Khanna
Bhuvan Arora
Music byKetan Sodha
Sachin–Jigar
Tanishk Bagchi
Country of originIndia
Original languageHindi
No. of series1
No. of episodes8
Production
Executive producerRahul Gandhi
ProducerRaj & DK
CinematographyPankaj Kumar
EditorSumeet Kotian
Running time42–66 minutes
Production CompanyD2R Films
Release
Original networkAmazon Prime Video
Picture format4K UHD HDR
Audio formatDolby Digital 5.1
Original release10 February 2023

Memorable Dialogues from the Farzi web series

Ek sach baat bolu, humne is duniya ke sabse imandaar aadmi ki photo, is duniya ki sabse kamini cheez pe chaap di – Sunny
Kisiko ghanta art samjme nhi ata, lekin masoor painter ka naam lagado to sabko chaiye vo bhi saste mein – Sunny
Vo khete hai na hum apne dost chun sakte hai, ristedar nhi – Sunny Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Jab jeeb mein paisa nhi hota na, to sab jagh paisa hi paisa dikta hai Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Izzat, hum middle class logo ke aquat ke bahar hai, hum afford hi nhi kr sakte izzat – Sunny Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Humlog tax barte hai, savings karte hai, credit card se roj ka karcha nikate hai, byaj pe paisa uthate hai, phir vo paisa wapas krne ke liye byaj pe aur paisa uthate hai – Sunny
Dekha jaye to humari puri zindagi loan mein nikal jati hai, Sabse phele kaam milne ke liye education loan, phir agar kaam mil gaya, to kaam pe jane ke liye motorcycle loan, phir agar promotion ho gaya to car loan, phir sabse chutiya loan, Shadi loan, Shadi nhi chalti bc loan chalta rheta hai, aur uske baad loan ka bhaubali home loan, jise lete lete aadmi sadak pe aa jata hai
Humlog middle class nhi hai, humlog middle finger class hai – Sunny Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Kitne sare plans the mere, ki kranti patrika se pure desh mein kranti launga – Nanna Ji Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Chor ko bhi paisa diya na to wapis mil jayega, artist ko diya to pakka dubgaya – Ashirwad Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Ye amir logo ne system banaya, jisme zindagi bar garib udhar chukayega, aur amir byaj khayega, sala ye system ko todne ke liye kranti lani padegi – Sunny
Bhagawat aur kranti mein farak sirf itna hi hai ki, jo har gaye vo bhagawat khelayi gayi, jo jeet gaye vo kranti laye – Nanna ji
Ye sab log hazar type ke nakli paper is paper ke liye banate na – Sunny Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Sala kitni berojgari hai apne desh mein, MC pata bhi nhi kyu piche bhag rhe hai – Firoz  Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Nannu hamesha bolte the, art aur kachre mein bas ek galti ka farak hota hai – Sunny Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Be sar pe kyu nach rha hai, thand lagri ya phat rhi teri mission se – shekhar
Tu bhi handsome lag rha hai MC – Michael Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Are artist aadmi hai, uska mood hai. Mera kya entrepreneur, mood + business = success – Firoz
Ye duty hai? Raat ko nangi nangi photo bhej rha hai, ye duty hai – Gahlot
Soch badlne se sach nhi badlega – Yasir Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Sabar ka phal meetha hotha hai, lekin jasti sabar rakhne se na phal sadh jata hai – Anees
Log aesha kyu krte hai yaar, ek dusre se kabhi sach kyu nhi kehe sakte, specially jise hum Jayda pyaar krte hai – Sunny
Ludacris nhi lavdacris lagega tu – Sunny  Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Bemani mein ek akhri bar nhi hota, lalach ka koi end nhi hota – Sunny
Mein kisika nuksan nhi kar rha hu, bas pyaar se samjke us system ki gaand mar rha hu, jo amir ko aur amir aur garib ko aur garib banaye – Sunny
So this is Ministries FART – Michael Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Hazar bar bol chukka hu hum sirf analyst hai, james bond nhi – RBI R&D head Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Mein ne kuch bola kya, tu khud hi mere liye bargain krta hai – Michael
Sharam nhi hai terko, farzi note se phone karida tere samne, phir bhi le liya, ab mein akela guilty nhi hu – Michael
Har chiz ke liye chori kaam nhi ati, koi bada idea sochna padega – Sunny
Firstly he is my son, secondly I have rights – Michael Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
I am responsible, I am responsible for the people, I am responsible for the department, I am responsible for the country, you know that – Michael
Sir, MNC mein paisa to bohot kama sakti hu, but desh ke liye MNC mein baithe ke kuch nhi kr sakti – Megha
Sir do I join from Monday? – Megha
You already joined no? Chutti Chaiye apko? – Michael
Ache restaurant se? tho Starbucks ki chai pila dena? – Shinde Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Ishara ap nhi samj rhe ho chacha, police ayi, humlog pakde nhi gaye, Nannu aye unko kuch yaad nhi hai, Ishara hai ki humlog sahi ja rhe hai – Sunny
Ye jagh mandir hai mere liye, tune yehi bemani kardi – Nanna Ji
Thank you, Namaste, Jai Hind – Gahlot Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Sachai ka rakhwala, Bhosdiwala – Michael Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
You are sending a boy; I’ll bring back a man – Michael Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Jo bola vo karo yaar, dimag ka dahi kyu kr rhe ho – Michael Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Ye self-portrait na bohot overrated hai, ek selfie lele, uspe koi achasa filter lagade, mast lagega – Sunny
Humne tumne jo kand kiya hai na, uske baad humhe gale to lagyenge nhi – Yasir
Ek baat bolu chachu, mein na pachtane ki bohot koisis ki, lekin merko guilty feel ho nhi rha hai – Sunny
Tiwari Hai? – Michael Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Humlog tax bharte hai sir, to hi to apko apki salary milti hai, usi se apka ghar chalta hai. Phir humlog yaha pe ake khade hote hai to, to ap aesha feel karate hai ki humlog koi ahasan mang rhe apse – Sunny
Mantri log Sarkar ka kaam ke liye gadi mein aur flight mein jayega to bill kaun bharta hai? – Michael
Government bharti hai sir – Shekhar
Family ke sath tour jayega to – Michael
Government bharti hai sir – Shekhar
Hum log idhar kya kaam krte hai – Michael
Government ka kaam kr rhe hai sir – Shekhar
Paise kisko bharne chaiye? –Michael
Government ko bharne chaiye sir – Shekhar
Bharte hai? – Michael
No Sir – Shekhar
Tumare pas paise hai? – Michael
No Sir – Shekhar
Mere pas bhi nhi hai, ab kya karenge? – Michael
Kabhi to apna kaam? – Michael
Apne kaam ana chaiye, sir – Shekhar
I am giving you friendly warning, jaldi se katle, warna journalism ke naam pe tera kat degi – Michael
Pata hai megha aeshe allegation se nikalne ke liye na himat lagti hai, especially jab ap imandaar ho – Shekhar
Be maan kuch bhi krne se koi fayada nhi hai, kuch bhi krna hai to dil lagage karo, adhe adhure karne se na kaam acha hota hai na dil khush hota hai – Nanna Ji
Bohot harami hai tu, lekin lagta sharif hai – Mansoor Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Insaan ki fitrat mein hoti hai lalach, aur fitrat kabhi badalta nhi – Mansoor
Daulat hai to Jahaan hai, phir paise kaise ate hai, kaha se ate hai, koi matlab nhi kisiko. Khudko khush rakh, apne logo ko khush rakh, bas – Mansoor
Talent ko mein pehechantha hai, respect krta hai talent ki – Mansoor
Sunny agar ye kaam kr rhe hai na, to khud se sach bolte hai, tuje ye isliye karna hai thaki tere art ko stage mile, thaki tu duniya ko bata sake ki tu bada artist hai – Firoz
Paisa, hum sab dekhte hai, ginte hai, kharch the hai, par kya sach mein use kisine gaur se dekha hai – Sunny
Currency note, apne ap mein ek art hai, aur ye naya 2000 ka note masterpiece – Sunny
Kabhi kabhi sawal perfection ka nhi hota, perception ka hota hai, ye jaruri nhi ki note perfect ho bas machine ko perfect lagna chaiye – Sunny
Kamyabi ka raaz pata hai kya hai, darr, aj bhi raat ko thik se so nhi pata hu, dar lagta hai, failing ka darr – Monsoor
Chutiye log hai jo bolte hai ki bhai darne ka nhi, darr achi baat nhi hai, aree yaar, jab thak gaand ke niche aag nhi lagti na, tab thak insaan rocket nhi banta hai – Mansoor
Khete hai prostitution duniya ka phela profession hai, aur dusra counterfeiting – Sunny Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
You know ek chiz jo majboot se majboot aadmi ko bhi tod sakta hai, vo hai divorce – Lawyer
Beta, paise ko itna importance bhi mat dena, ki tuje gulam bana de – Nanna Ji
Muje na ek favour chiaye ek operation ke liye – Michael
BC, gaand mein ghus jao insaan ke – Tiwari
Ye gaali ko band karo yaar, kardena please – Michael
Jis din apko bataunga mein, humlog kya krte hai, ap bhi vohi karenge – Mansoor
Tera Talent, meri tarkib, tera dimag, mere tajurba – Mansoor Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Kya hai na sunny, lalach na shok ko jarurat mein badal deti hai – Yasir
Tu Farzi note banate banate na, khud hi sala farzi ho gaya hai – Yasir Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Sunny dekh, apni waise koi family nhi hai, aur ye jo log hai na humare pas, agar inko bhi hata denge na apne pas koi bachega nhi – Firoz
One two thousand note is approximately 1gm, 2 lakhs is 100gms, 12000 crores is 60 tons – Megha
Ye, touch mat kar, kya malum yaha ke kya rule hai touch karne ke liye hath hi kaat denge tho. – Sunny
Shit I live dollar, 5 crore bhi le jana hona, ek hi bag mein aa jata hai, mast hai – Firoz
Humse phele kisi aur ko to nhi mil jayega – Firoz
Kabhi to kuch acha bola kr BC – Sunny
Jo log khete hai ki paisa kushiya nhi karid sakta, ya to vo khud kangal hote hai, ya vo tumhe amir hota nhi dekh sakte – Sunny
Paisa kamana ashan hai, lekin class vo alag hi khel hai – Sunny Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Sir, I have a suggestion, sir ap na social media mein focus kijiye. Nowadays jiske pas 4G hai, he has an opinion, ap to minister ho very good in public skills. Log connect krenge apse, following badegi sir – Michael
Madam ap unke noto ka naam karan kyu kr rhi hai, Supernote, Spidernote, Batnote – Gahlot
Ab koi galti hui, tho unit band kar dunga aur tuje nishkashit – Gahlot
Sir, what is this Nishkashit? – Michael
Termination! Hindi mein gaali ke alwa aur bhi shabad hai, shik lijiye. Thank you, namste, Jai Hind – Gahlot
Sab khush hai iska matlab ye nhi ki jo tumlog kr rhe ho vo sahi hai – Yasir Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Sunny, aadmi jab unchai se niche girta hai na, to suruvat mein aesha lagta hai ki vo ud rha hai, dhyan rakh beta apna – Yasir
I never drink and drive – Michael
Kyuki Apko gadi chalana ata hi nhi hai – Female Lawyer
Mere sath ayi thi kya – Michael
Paisa kya hai sirf ek kagaz hi to hai, bas kisine usme sign kardiya hai to uski keemat bad gai hai, aur jis chiz ki keemat bad jati hai na, pata nhi market mein sabhi log uski piche kyu bhagte hai, sala paisa chiz hi aeshi hai, uski market na humesha rhegi – Sunny
Politics mein, kutte ka gu Jayda kimti hota hai zaban se – MLA Doshi Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Lekin dhande ka usool hai, fuck-up is fuck-up – Mansoor Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Waise bhi umar ke sath sare mard satiyane lagte hai – Naana Ji Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Sir apka ID? – Sunny
Ye mera ID hai, abhi tumara wala dikao – Michael
Chase them down, jane nhi dena – Michael
Are kayka chase, ye sala Mumbai ke traffic mein – Police inspector
Utar niche utar, pedal bhag chl – Police
Are traffic khul gaya wapas chalo – Police
Phires jam lag gaya, pakkdo pakkdo – Police
Rukho, are age piche age piche kyu ho rhe ho, apni gadi to idhar hi aa rhi hai na – Police
Insaan log ka drama na dekhne mein bohot acha hai, sabke andar choor hai, sirf chance ke liye wait krta hai – Michael
Ek minister ko translator banake rakha hai BC – Gahlot Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Jis system ne puri zindagi humlog ki bajayi na, pure system ko tod diya humne – Sunny Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Koi hamesha jaruri nhi hota zindagi mein, ya tho jarurate badal jati hai, ya phir log badal jate hai – Saira
Chutiya samje kya, live location on kiya hai – Firoz Best Dialogues from Farzi Web Series
Tu bhi mujko nhi janta mansoor. Actually mein bhi mujeko nhi janta – Sunny

I hope you liked our selection of dialogues from Farzi, if you think we missed the best dialogues, please comment down your favourite. We have also listed the best dialogues from the Family man series, and if you want to see the collection of dialogues you can click here

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